Topic: Most Embarrassing Albums

Everyone out there has dark secrets lurking in their music collections.    For a guy who loathes "chart" music and finds 99.999% of all Music Television more painful than having a lumbar puncture, I have some pretty poorly judged album purchases.     Yes.   I bought these albums (and others which are as bad).     No excuses.

My Top 3 are:

Christina Aguilera - Christina Aguilera
Guildo Horn - Danke
Robbie Williams - Life Thru A Lens

Belinda Carlisle - Heaven on Earth, should be, but can't I keep it as a guilty pleasure?   Belinda was lovely in 1987.    I was only 10!!!!

"I learned to like carrots" - JB

"Schiffer broke a bottle on Morgan's head"

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InspiredbyJB wrote:

Guildo Horn - Danke

You must be a very brave man to confess this.
Günter

Rock On and Keep the Faith

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Alright, you've beaten it out of me and I will confess now. I once owned "More of the Monkees"! What on Earth was I thinking? At the time, I also owned some Jimi Hendrix albums. Obviously, it was a time of confusion during my earlier days on this planet. However, I'm much better now(?)! yikes

Roy

Joe is the Best!

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BluesMan wrote:

Alright, you've beaten it out of me and I will confess now. I once owned "More of the Monkees"! What on Earth was I thinking? At the time, I also owned some Jimi Hendrix albums. Obviously, it was a time of confusion during my earlier days on this planet. However, I'm much better now(?)! yikes

Roy

Isn't it crazy what disparate types of music one can love at the same time?  I, too, owned the Monkees catalogue and Jimi around the same time and loved them both.  Hendrix, however, is still very much on my radar, my Hendrix vinyl is safely stored with my vinyl collection from the 60's and 70's.  The Monkees are, on the other hand, stored in the attic where they have probably turned into a lump of goo or frozen and cracked multiple times!  I never saw the Monkees in concert (did they even tour - weren't they lip-syncing part of the time to other musicians? - that was the rumor back then)  but I did see Hendrix when I was 14 and sulked for days that my parents wouldn't let me go to Woodstock!

Everyone has to learn about music on their own.  Most start with what are considered "popular" artists if only because that is what they are exposed to all the time on TV  and radio and in movies.  Some (like everyone on this forum) move on to "real" music.  For those who never move on - that's their loss!  I was lucky to be exposed to some different (at the time) music when I was in my "tweens" - my father loved jazz and used to take us to see people like Buddy Rich and Dave Brubeck play at a club that had Sunday matinees that allowed kids in, and I remember him buying "Wheels of Fire" when it came out because he loved Ginger Baker's drum solo.  You can probably guess who played that album the most!  I also heard a lot of bluegrass and old "country" (think Hank and Johnny and Willie and Bill Munroe) growing up - probably why I like mandolin so much to this day.

It may have been "embarrassing" but it was part of your musical journey, and helped get you where you are today.  It's all good.

What's with all these "deep thoughts" on a Saturday? 

Sandy

"There's a lot of people that are in so much of a hurry to be, I guess, to be famous or that they don't want to take the time to learn to play and do all that.They'd rather just knock it down off a computer and maybe get on a game show and get famous..That's fine if that's what you want to do.
"We're more old school than that. We like creating the sounds."  - Tom Petty

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Did you know that Jimi opened for the Monkees?  Yep it's true.
http://www.snopes.com/music/artists/hendrix.asp

Back to the original post, I have been known to listen to some Christina and some Kid Rock from time to time.

Take care everyone. And if I don't meet you no more in this world
Then ill, I'll meet you in the next one and don't be late, don't be late

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Pittsburgh Jeff wrote:

Did you know that Jimi opened for the Monkees?  Yep it's true.
http://www.snopes.com/music/artists/hendrix.asp

I knew that he had opened for them Jeff, but that was a very interesting article. Can you imagine Mike Nesmith was in London having dinner with John Lennon, Paul McCartney and Eric Clapton? What a group!!

Roy

Joe is the Best!

7 (edited by InspiredbyJB 2009-05-30 22:32:07)

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Eva´s Dad wrote:
InspiredbyJB wrote:

Guildo Horn - Danke

You must be a very brave man to confess this.
Günter

Günter I'm a very stupid man who makes strange decisions.     More worryingly is YOU KNOW who Guildo Horn is too.

cool

Sandy, you're right that we all have to develop our musical journeys.    That doesn't mean we have musical journeys which can't be laughed at.    I'm first to stand up and laugh at mine and if others don't want to enter the laughter they shouldn't open their secrets.     For me an "embarrassing" thing is something which can be light hearted and taken with a degree of humour.     

My first two records were singles, one by Joe Dolce - Shuddup You Face and Captain Sensible - Happy Talk.     

Morgan

"I learned to like carrots" - JB

"Schiffer broke a bottle on Morgan's head"

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Spice Girls - Spice


I have that album

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Amy Winehouse - all albums
Black Eyed Peas - all albums
George Michael - Greatest Hits

I would defend of the forementioned except Amy Winehouse.

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InspiredbyJB wrote:

More worryingly is YOU KNOW who Guildo Horn is too.

Well, after all this gentleman has represented our country in the Eurovision Contest. I won´t go into it further because we might be confronted with an abyss of bad taste and cretinism.
Günter

Rock On and Keep the Faith

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Eva´s Dad wrote:
InspiredbyJB wrote:

More worryingly is YOU KNOW who Guildo Horn is too.

Well, after all this gentleman has represented our country in the Eurovision Contest. I won´t go into it further because we might be confronted with an abyss of bad taste and cretinism.
Günter

Many a great musical find has started with bad taste Günter.    big_smile

"I learned to like carrots" - JB

"Schiffer broke a bottle on Morgan's head"

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My first LP was Cliff Richard and the Shadows. But this was the time when they tried to sell him as English Elvis, still before Tommy Steele was on the scene.
Günter

Rock On and Keep the Faith

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I make no excuses nor do I care what others think. I buy what moves me. Any category, any musician. Gnarls Barkley, Amy Winehouse, The Backstreet Boys (yes, that's right), even some Eminem. I also don't belittle other people's choices. I have 3 teenage grandchildren. We don't always share the same taste, but they like music and that's what matters. So, plug in the 8 track and turn it up! big_smile      Cathy (Nanny)

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Oh dear! I am going to get stoned for this *takes cover under dining table* lol

Nelly - Nellyville
Ja Rule - Pain is Love
Ministry of Sound Annuals - 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005
Alex Parks - Introduction
Kid Rock - Cocky
Keith Urban - Golden Road

I also have all of N Sync's albums.....but I'm not embarrassed....much tongue

Shall I continue? No, I'm sore enough as it is thank you hmm

*Seek that which within lies waiting to begin the fight of your life that is everyday*
...The flute is a heavy, metal instrument...
Would you like some cheese with that whine?

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Hands down it has to be Pat Boone....he did a cover disc years back "brutal and painful" is what he should have called it....I caught most of the album on a late night radio station after a long night of drinking, I swear I never laughed so hard

http://www.starpulse.com/Music/Boone,_P … 6/R246706/

Shreddy

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Becky_S wrote:

Oh dear! I am going to get stoned for this *takes cover under dining table* lol

Nelly - Nellyville
Ja Rule - Pain is Love
Ministry of Sound Annuals - 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005
Alex Parks - Introduction
Kid Rock - Cocky
Keith Urban - Golden Road

I also have all of N Sync's albums.....but I'm not embarrassed....much tongue

Shall I continue? No, I'm sore enough as it is thank you hmm

No need to apologize for Keith Urban, he has been known to play a mean geetar:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghjSHEK-SKI

As for myself have some Helmut Lotti CD's

You Can Do Anything You Want To Do

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Jack Johnson- In Between Dreams

sad................ yeah

-Eric

"It makes it sound like the amp is about ready to explode, that's because it IS about ready to explode." -Joe

"I've come all the way from Colorado... Long way from my home. Give me the hammer that killed John Henry..." The Ballad Of John Henry

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mikeb wrote:
Becky_S wrote:

Oh dear! I am going to get stoned for this *takes cover under dining table* lol

Nelly - Nellyville
Ja Rule - Pain is Love
Ministry of Sound Annuals - 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005
Alex Parks - Introduction
Kid Rock - Cocky
Keith Urban - Golden Road

I also have all of N Sync's albums.....but I'm not embarrassed....much tongue

Shall I continue? No, I'm sore enough as it is thank you hmm

No need to apologize for Keith Urban, he has been known to play a mean geetar:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghjSHEK-SKI

As for myself have some Helmut Lotti CD's


Wow! Thanks for that mikeb... I didn't know he could play like that. His Golden Roads Album just makes me cringe, I don't know why hmm

*Seek that which within lies waiting to begin the fight of your life that is everyday*
...The flute is a heavy, metal instrument...
Would you like some cheese with that whine?