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Re: Starship Bonamassa, Captain Roy and the UISTAPCO

Aha, it becomes clear. Shortly after the meteor shower thread, this reappeared. Coincidence? I think not.  (Cue theme from "Twilight Zone")

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110 Reply by BluesMan (edited by BluesMan 2009-11-21 00:39:02)

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Re: Starship Bonamassa, Captain Roy and the UISTAPCO

I've been monitoring communications on Starship Bonamassa ever since this old Captain's log surfaced. I have found that Lt. RickB is quite sharp and has adapted well to the goings on of this Starship. He seems to be able to, if you will, speak the lingo. Therefore, I am recommending him for promotion to Chief Vice Captain Lynch's old position of Major Co-Pilot.

The UISTAPCO has agreed with my recommendation, so in the future please address Lt RickB as Major Co-Pilot RickB.

Adm Capt's log 90 02 11......

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Re: Starship Bonamassa, Captain Roy and the UISTAPCO

Commander/Ambassador Jones here confirming successful refinement in process of new energy source.  As Ambassador to the Floral State, being headquartered in the Daytona Beach Colony, I have found most of the raw material successfully integrated in to the finished product has in some fashion been exposed to a unique area known as the Bottoms.

Carrying my usual WMD, the Death Ray Bassinator, has over time found me safe passage to unearth the secret ingredients.  Future findings will be reported when refinements are advanced to the next stage.

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ain'tnostoppingnow   

Carry On!

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             It is
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Re: Starship Bonamassa, Captain Roy and the UISTAPCO

Alright already!!! I will break communication silence in an attempt to regain some dignity for this Alliance!! It appears the logs are indeed eroding. A reminder to Carpe Diem, I suppose. At any rate, because you are all apparently regaining consciousness since the last mission, I want to remind everybody that our new mission is to planet "Black Rock". Please adjust your Joemometers in accordance with the Intergalatic Guide for Sector 77.   

AND, I am Commander G. Thank you and carry on.....

113 Reply by BluesMan (edited by BluesMan 2009-11-21 00:39:17)

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cathysiler wrote:

AND, I am Commander G. Thank you and carry on.....

Yes, indeed you are my Dear! smile

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Re: Starship Bonamassa, Captain Roy and the UISTAPCO

Data Confirmed .....

Commander Jeff Jones has informed me through trans-atlantic plasma phone that
The Death Ray Bassinator is Primed for The US Leg of  TheStarship Bonamassa Voyage
Good news indeed Bonanauts ... as we have heard that there are growing concerns that
there is an invasion of nayersayer's from The Planet Purists intent of bringing our empire (hey i'm getting into this  .. Ed!) To a standstill and non progression, i conclude that The Death Ray Bassinator or The Newly formed JB Gibsonator be used on full stun to the said perpetrators of Blues. those fools
Meanwhile Commander G is said to be compiling a list of Bonanauts to board The Starship Bonamassa for her inaugural journey of 2010, the late 2009 mission is to validate data for forthcoming journeys
Major Jane has come up with a new motif design for the new stylish Bonanaut suits,
here's a picture ..... cool    lol    Trekkies eat your synthetic pants
More details to follow on Mission Crew and Names

Vice Capt Michael Lynch


We have toe Commanders aboard now as to reprimand

Joe Bonamassa .......  His Greatest 3 Videos ... IMMHO   After Much Deliberation
3rd ...... Mountain Time / Rockpalast       http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h01xa6NMsJo
2nd ...... Sloe Gin       /  Vienna            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRASS8O8ZnE           
1st ....... Blues Deluxe / The Borderline    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnl3E_KLxYg

115 Reply by BluesMan (edited by BluesMan 2009-11-21 00:26:51)

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Re: Starship Bonamassa, Captain Roy and the UISTAPCO

I have one question: Is that "Bassinator" Death Ray the same one used formerly on "Saturday Night Live"? If it is, that's one heck of a weapon and good Bass too! smile

Oops, my "Depenables" seem to have failed me, time for a change. roll

Signing off.....

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Re: Starship Bonamassa, Captain Roy and the UISTAPCO

Major Co-Pilot RickB reporting for duty as authorized. I am grateful for the impressive position and advancement before accepting the position (engine room oiler is what I expected).

A provisioning foray was made to the waterfront to investigate the debris from the Comicon heathens' encampment. A serviceable phaser and multiple pocket protectors were salvaged for re-use.

I have assumed my position (not that one!) and am standing by for orders.

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As directed, Joemometer calibration is confirmed. While final tuning operations were being accomplished, a faint emanation was detected from Planet Black Rock. It was contained in random noise attached to the latest communication from The Leader. http://www.npr.org/templates/player/med … 1-21-2009. Further analysis is warranted. Pass it on to the decrypting section.

It is recommended that Commander/Ambassador Jones expedite energy source acquisition to enable full power operation of the Bassinator and JBGibsonator weapons. Stun level operation may not be adequate for some of the unenlightened.

As advised by Amsterhammer, forum coinkydoink training was applied and personal armor class is now upgraded. (with a lovely shade of Bonablue) smile tongue

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Re: Starship Bonamassa, Captain Roy and the UISTAPCO

Question...

Were we somehow under the influence of some strange herbal blend when this all went on? wink

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Re: Starship Bonamassa, Captain Roy and the UISTAPCO

BluesMan wrote:

Question...

Were we somehow under the influence of some strange herbal blend when this all went on? wink

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Probably just some bad cheese...

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Re: Starship Bonamassa, Captain Roy and the UISTAPCO

I know I was smile  But, there was a time you coped a tude Roy, and all your posts were erased. That means there's a whole lot of posts missing lol  As I remember, it always came back to gas, poop, boobs and the such. Boys!!!!   Cathy

121 Reply by BluesMan (edited by BluesMan 2012-03-17 06:26:03)

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Jane H. wrote:
millhouse wrote:

Yeh I too am beginning to wonder about our beloved captain's preference for spiked heels, stockings etc. Far be it from me a humble first engineer to question a captain's uniform but spiked heels? They play havoc with your hamstrings! And another thing. I keep ripping my tights  on all this goddam machinery down here on the poop deck.


millhouse big_smile:D:D:D:D:D:D

hey where's millhouse???? sad ????

Don't worry Jane, my Scottish Brother Colin is just fine and dandy! smile We share many of the same jokes between each other as some of the ones you see too. Of course, some are really not appropriate for your "young" eyes! wink As a matter of fact, the Lad and I were sharing a wee bit of a laugh the other day via E-mail. And I should tell you, Colin at this very moment is wearing his kilt and getting ready for this year's Caber Toss Competition! See...

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=htt … mp;dur=132

Oh the strain of it all! big_smile

Roy

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