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Jane H.


Apr 15th, 2005 - 6:40 AM   Re: Bonamaglossary

good one jim m.
Mamamassa - Joe's Mom
Papamassa - Joe's Dad
Bonamasister - Joe's sister or in general terms, any of the Girlz, who are the enthusiastic female fans

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SArah



Apr 17th, 2005 - 9:16 AM   Re: Bonamaglossary

Bonasyco-me

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Jane H.


Apr 27th, 2005 - 10:22 AM   Re: Bonamaglossary

thanks Rocket
Bonaddictionary - variation of Bonamaglossary


Jane H.



May 18th, 2005 - 4:51 AM   Re: Bonamaglossary

"track 4" - something that gives the same the high energy result of playing track 4 off of A New Day Yesterday Live
picture yourself with the windows down at a red light and being able to share with all the vehicles around you the rush of even just the intro to
track 4 or, imagine t-dog going into Best Buy with his ANDY live DVD to test out the biggest screen with the loudest system, playing the ANDY track, then casually turning to the sales associate and calmly saying "Wrap it up!"
ex. "They just booked the Joe Bonamassa Band at the Recher Theater in Towson, that's soooooo track 4!!!"




Jane H.


May 18th, 2005 - 7:13 AM   Re: Bonamaglossary

track 4 continued, imagine being at a car show where Cat has his blazer (see http://www.angelfire.com/blues2/bonamas … eam2.html) blasting track 4!

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Stef


May 26th, 2005 - 6:18 AM   Re: Bonamaglossary

'Bonamass-hysteria' - general all-round feeling but usually centered around a gig

'Bona Voyage' - suitable farewell to anyone travelling to/from one of his shows (especially if they're doing atleast 250 miles round-trip!)

'Bona(Que)pasa?' - question to anyone not enjoying the show

'BonaGasser' - outspoken fan (i.e. Street team member)




Stef



May 26th, 2005 - 6:24 AM   Re: Bonamaglossary

Oh yeah.....

'Bona-fied' - THE REAL THING!



Stef



May 27th, 2005 - 6:00 AM   Re: Bonamaglossary

'Bona-massive' - your fans (Particularly those in Staines, Essex, UK!!!)

'Bona-petite' - Last meal before a show?

'Bona-Doo' - 'THE' search engine!

'Bona-Bons' - Really sweet candy, usually coloured blue




Stef



May 27th, 2005 - 6:31 AM   Re: Bonamaglossary

'Bona-messiah' - The Lord has returned!


Stef



Jun 1st, 2005 - 1:34 PM   Re: Bonamaglossary

'Bona-ville' ~ Small town found everywhere, lately

'Bona-mism' ~ Unresearched medical condition whereby the patient appears comatose due to an overdose/deficiency of a certain band




 


Stef


Jun 4th, 2005 - 1:41 AM   Re: Bonamaglossary

'Czar-masutra' - Ancient Sanskritt treatise on the art of holding the bass; regarded by certain christian groups as the 'work of the devil'

'Un-Kenny' - adj. (un-kenny-er, un-kenny-est) Seemingly supernatural or mysterious, e.g. "That song bears an un-kenny resemblance to a Bonamassa track I heard..." un-kenny-ly, adv. un-kenny-ness

'Bonanza' - n. A source of wealth & prosperity; adj. Greatly prospering or productive e.g. A JBB gig.

'Bona vacantia' - n. Law: goods without an apparent owner (see 'I Don't Live Anywhere')

 



Stef



Jun 4th, 2005 - 7:52 AM   Re: Bonamaglossary

'Czarcasm' - Proven to be a much higher form of wit than first anticipated.

'Jodecaphonic' - adj. Mus. = five-hundred & twelve-note.



Stef



Jun 5th, 2005 - 2:31 PM   Re: Bonamaglossary

'Krammp' - n. A painful involuntary contraction of a drummer's muscle(s) due to insufficient intake of Bud/JD/Alcohol in general.





Stef


Jun 7th, 2005 - 5:01 PM   Re: Bonamaglossary

'weapons of bonamass-destruction' - only a few little axes, but they are capable of the same level of fall-out as a 50 kilotonne neutron bomb!

'fast fret' - sudden feeling you get when you're outside the venue of one of Joe's shows and you realise you've misplaced your ticket!

'Bona-phernalia' - any & all JBB-related merchandise.

'Bona-matic' - adj. & n. -adj. 1. (of Joe's hands/fingers etc. or their function) working by themselves without direct human intervention. 2. a) done spontaneously, without conscious thought or intention ( a 'bonamatic' reaction) b) necessary & inevitable (a 'bonamatic' penalty). 3. Psychol. performed unconsciously or subconsciously. 4. (of a Bonamassa CD) that continues playing until you fall asleep or switch it off. 5. (of Joe's guitars) using gears that change 'bonamatically' according to speed & acceleration. -n. 1. a 'bonamatic' device, esp. a Gigliotti guitar when in Joe's hands. 2. colloq. a vehicle/tour bus with 'bonamatic' transmission ~ 'bonamatic' pilot - the guy playing the air guitar. 'bonamatically' n. (formed as 'BONAMATION +IC)

'abonamation' - n. inadequate or unbearable non-approved representation of a Bonamassa track. (NB - easily distinguishable from the 'bona-fied' item by the little trails of blood coming from your ears).



Stef

Jun 7th, 2005 - 5:24 PM   Re: Bonamaglossary

'bonamasochism' - n. form of perversion characterised by gratification derived from 'pain & sorrow'. 'bonamasochist' n. 'bonamasochistic' adj. 'bonamasochistically'

'bona' - n. male physical reaction at the contemplation of an imminent Bonamassa gig/new release.




Forgive me, please!!!!!

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Stef


Jun 8th, 2005 - 1:54 AM   Re: Bonamaglossary

'bonasaurus' - n. (also 'bonasaur') recently discovered creature thought to be extinct due to under-exposure. (see also: 'Vaughanasaurus', 'Jimidactyl', 'Gallaghasaurus', 'Buchanasaurus', 'Dowdo' & Gattonyte').

'Bloglodyte' - n. species of mankind usu. with distinctly good taste - also believed to be extinct until fairly recently.

'bonchitis' - n. inflammation of the 'focus' membrane in the 'bonchial' tubes.



Stef



Jun 16th, 2005 - 1:40 AM   Re: Bonamaglossary

'bonamorphosis' - n. 'the change'.

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Cion

Jun 17th, 2005 - 5:10 PM   Re: Bonamaglossary

Here's one I got from Nancy A.
Bonasister - women brought together in friendship by the common love of Joe's music.

43 (edited by Jane H. 2007-08-06 12:13:06)

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Stef


Jun 18th, 2005 - 2:23 AM   Re: Bonamaglossary

'bondanna' - n. a large coloured handkerchief or neckerchief, usu. worn by Eric

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Stef


Jun 20th, 2005 - 5:06 PM   Re: Bonamaglossary

Dear Jane & Sorrow,

How about....

'steft overs' - n. way too many postings for one man!


                 

Jane H.



Jun 21st, 2005 - 7:36 AM   Re: Bonamaglossary

well i have a feeling if I heard you try to do a bonamasolo on the guitar we might have to call that sloppy steftovers OMG!
not that I can play anything - YET


Stef



Jul 24th, 2005 - 4:24 AM   Re: Bonamaglossary

'Jane's Addiction' ~ 'nuff said...



Jane H.


Jul 26th, 2005 - 9:39 AM   Re: Bonamaglossary

12 stefs, i mean steps
this won't cure any bonaddiction but its been very motivational otherwise so far
1.the River
2.Pain and Sorrow-studio
3.Pain and Sorrow-live'02
4.Pain and Sorrow-live'03
5.Pain and Sorrow-live'04
6.Pain and Sorrow-live'04
7.Pain and Sorrow-live'05
8.Burning Hell
9.ANDY live'01
10.Get Off Your Back
11.Waiting for Me
12.My Mistake

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Mandi



Aug 30th, 2005 - 12:33 PM   Re: Bonamaglossary

full Mounty - play Mountain Time for your girl and you will find out, don't ask just do



Jane

Sep 15th, 2005 - 1:04 PM   Re: Bonamaglossary

Bonamatrimony- go here http://www.angelfire.com/blues2/bonamas … hoto3.html and scroll down for a prime example, two crazy fans getting hitched in their best JB shirts!
best wishes!

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Brennan



Sep 18th, 2005 - 12:32 PM   Re: Bonamaglossary

Bonacoustic! = What happens when Joe plays Woke Up Dreamin'

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Stef



Oct 7th, 2005 - 11:25 AM   Re: Bonamaglossary

'nickel' ~ n. heartache



Jane H.



Oct 11th, 2005 - 7:09 AM   Re: Bonamaglossary

Stef said: "'nickel' ~ n. heartache "
If only they were Stef, if only they were...............

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Jane H.

Jan 18th, 2006 - 5:25 PM   Re: Bonamaglossary

Bonostalgic - the feeling you get when remembering a show you went to and wishing you were there.
Today is my 3 year Bonaversary and I was feeling Bonostalgic for the 1-18-03 show.

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Stef

Feb 24th, 2006 - 1:11 AM   Re: Bonamaglossary

'Bon-nemesis' ~ The blues is back! 'Revenge of the ten gallon hat', maybe...

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Roland
Feb 26th, 2006 - 3:29 AM   Re: Bonamaglossary

Weapons of Bonnamassdestruction = Joe's Gear

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Stef



Mar 6th, 2006 - 12:19 AM   Re: Bonamaglossary

Bona-monsieur - n. French fan

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Jaime Leigh

Mar 7th, 2006 - 6:27 AM   Re: Bonamaglossary

Bonamassaholic....I think that's selfexplanitory as well...cuz we are all one big_smile Im proud of it...arent yawl smile

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Jane H.



Apr 6th, 2006 - 7:06 AM   Re: Bonamaglossary

as the catalog increases the 12 Stefs program is tweaked
1.the River
2.Pain and Sorrow-studio
3.Pain and Sorrow-live'02
4.Pain and Sorrow-live'03
5.Pain and Sorrow-live'04
6.Pain and Sorrow-live'05
7.Burning Hell
8.Get Off Your Back
9.Waiting for Me
10.My Mistake
11. Bridge to Better Days
12. Torn Down 

Jane H.



Apr 6th, 2006 - 12:55 PM   Re: Bonamaglossary

Bonamaese - or Bonamassese? eeze???
speaking the terms in the Bonamaglossary, the lingo, the language, dig?


Jane H.




Apr 7th, 2006 - 7:17 AM   Re: Bonamaglossary

Bonamaese can also mean the whole culture sort of thing


BONAMAZEPPELIN - listen to the new cd "You and Me" and you will know what Bonamazeppelin is.

HERE WE GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Stef


Apr 19th, 2006 - 3:00 AM   Re: Bonamaglossary

Bonus-massa ~ n. any little Joe B extras, like autographs, free DVDs in with CDs or an encore at a gig


Jane H.



Jun 3rd, 2006 - 11:33 AM   Re: Bonamaglossary

Bona'math - when the giving adds up to more than the taking, you get more than you expected, above and beyond the call....