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ahsmith33 wrote:

In fact it was awful, I didn't recognize any of the actors except for 3 of the men. writing was terrible, a lot of it just wasn't funny at all. Anybody see it?

ahsmith33 wrote:

Jim Parsons will host SNL on March 1. I for one will be tuning in, could get real funny.

BansheeUK wrote:

You want the scene from Season 3, when Leonard loses Sheldon in a ball pit.........BAZINGA!!!

I tuned in to see if it was up to snuff. Lasted 10 minutes before I decided college basketball had more appeal.

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I really needed some humor today, you have to watch the video to figure out which one is which. One of the dogs is a magician and makes ice cream disappear on impact.

http://www.today.com/pets/when-two-dogs … e=obinsite

"Every day I feel is a blessing from God, and I consider it a new beginning.....yeah, everything is beautiful"...... Prince

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I hope this is ok to post here

A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and looks up and says to the monkey "Hey! What are you doing?"
The monkey says "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."
So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they share a joint. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river.
The lizard climbs down the tree, walks thru the jungle to the river and leans over the river to get his drink. The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.
A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?"
The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with a monkey in a tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle, finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint. He looks up and says "Hey you!"
The Monkey looks down and says, "Duuuuuuuuuude.......how much water did you drink?!"

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He tried to keep them guessing but was sniffed out anyways. RIP Frank.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTj-xNcvfzI

"Every day I feel is a blessing from God, and I consider it a new beginning.....yeah, everything is beautiful"...... Prince

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Bill S wrote:

Jim Gaffigan!

I also like him so much....he is really a great stand up comedian

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Robin Williams, what ever he does it kills me. His stand up is amazing.

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a lot of you have probably already seen this, he did a great service here, I'm still laughing. He is a pastor at a church in Washington state and they adopted a child from Africa.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeT3c9TmxLE

"Every day I feel is a blessing from God, and I consider it a new beginning.....yeah, everything is beautiful"...... Prince

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Like the rest of ya .. I love a good laugh .. lol
It's my attention span I have trouble with .. more in tune with the instant laugh factor I guess .. 30 minutes or less .. lol

Carol Burnett was always a hoot ..
Was a huge British comedy fan ..
Carry On Gang (showin my age)
Monty Python (big screen reunion this year)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Bean/Blackadder, etc

I get a good laugh out of Jeff Dunham (with Peanut .. lol)

Gettin my chuckles from Mrs Brown of late .. (and some of u folks too .. lol)

I'll share my fave .. A Sticky Situation .. lol
(hoping it's appropriate and aint been posted throughout the pages)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjJc8xLY … 1EIcLULJSw

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A sad story with a happy ending...My cousin Elisa (StringsforaCURE) was at a Bruno Mars concert in Cleveland last weekend and this 11-year-old girl was Bruno's special guest. She was the only survivor in an auto accident caused by a drunk driver.  While in a coma and not expected to live, the hospital staff played Bruno Mars music to her and she eventually woke up singing Bruno Mars!!

THE POWER OF MUSIC!!

http://www.wkyc.com/story/news/local/cl … /11698665/

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Just came up on a random joke generator - thought I'd share since we don't seem to have done one in an age:-

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?" The bartender considers it, and then agrees. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues.

After the man finished his drink, he asked the bartender, "If I show you an even better trick, will you give me free drinks for the rest of the evening?" The bartender agrees, thinking that no trick could possibly be better than the first. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues. The man reaches into another pocket and pulls out a small bullfrog, which begins to sing along with the rat's music.

While the man is enjoying his free drinks, a stranger confronts him and offers him $400 for the bullfrog. "Sorry," the man replies, "he's not for sale." The stranger increases the offer to $500 cash up front. "No," he insists, "he's not for sale." The stranger again increases the offer, this time to $700 cash. The man finally agrees, and turns the frog over to the stranger in exchange for the money.

"Are you insane?" the bartender demanded. "That frog could have been worth millions to you, and you let him go for a mere $700"

"Don't worry about it." the man answered. "The frog was really nothing special. You see, the rat's a ventriloquist."

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A B flat, a G flat, and an E flat walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve minors"

All those who believe in psychokenesis raise my hand........

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happy Thanksgiving to all, peas be with you and yours.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fX6bQkiu8JI

"Every day I feel is a blessing from God, and I consider it a new beginning.....yeah, everything is beautiful"...... Prince

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From my 7y old God-daughter......

Q.  What do you call 400 penguins in Trafalgar Square?

A.  Lost.

All those who believe in psychokenesis raise my hand........

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How many minions does it take to change a light bulb?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQ1oIjN55UQ

All those who believe in psychokenesis raise my hand........

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There's a disturbance in the force.... could it be... Oh Frack! It's Darth Trump....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KU_Jdts5rL0&sns=em

All those who believe in psychokenesis raise my hand........

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BansheeUK wrote:

There's a disturbance in the force.... could it be... Oh Frack! It's Darth Trump....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KU_Jdts5rL0&sns=em

He's getting more press than a streaker at Superbowl.

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John Gilkey

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lqxVNr_rH8

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Matt "Megatoad" Stonie is the #1 male competitive eater in the world, nobody else is close. He has a bunch of eating challenges up on Utube, this one really impressed me. It does make me smile, and also makes your stomach hurt.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r80QoDvEJBA

"Every day I feel is a blessing from God, and I consider it a new beginning.....yeah, everything is beautiful"...... Prince