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A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway next to a priest.
The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and
a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading.
After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, 'Say Father,
what causes arthritis?'
The priest replies, 'My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with
cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man,!  sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of a bath.'
The drunk muttered in response, 'Well, I'll be damned, ' Then returned to his paper.
The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and
apologized. 'I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?'
The drunk answered, 'I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does.'


MORAL: Make sure you understand the question before offering the answer.:lol: lol lol

Come on the Blades (sorry Idolbone just had to borrow your line)

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Michael McDonald (actor, not singer) adlibbed a lot of these segments on MadTV. Stuart is a real trip if you have not seen before. you may also recognize Nicole Sullivan from King of Queens.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6bp2lzL06s

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A sit-com tucked away on BBC3 @ 10.30 - HIM & HER (Becky & Steve) a couple of 20 somethings starting out  life together in this small cramped flat - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RS6XaBOU … n&NR=1  a little gem!

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This clip http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w37MSOnR … r_embedded

This could be a contender for the Guinness book of Records! smile

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257 (edited by Brack 2011-12-18 12:19:59)

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Smile : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lc3FxNXj … r_embedded   In awe of the beauty this planet brings, despite the doom & gloom of everything else around it.

SNOWBALL FIGHT!!! ❄.¸(░) `O.¸¸.¸. o´¯`❄. ¸ (░) `O.*SPLAT* ❄。 ¨¯`*✲ ´*。. ❄¨¯`*✲。 ❄*´*。 ✲O. ¸¸. ¸. o´¯`o. ¸ (░) `O. ¸¸. ✲. ¸. o´¯`¸. o´¯`❄¸ (░) *SPLAT* `O. ¸¸. ¸.✲´¯`o. ¸ (░) `O. ¸❄。 `O. ¸¸. ¸. o´¯`❄.¸(░) `O.¸¸.¸. ░o´¯`❄. ¸ (░) `O. ❄。 ¨¯`*✲ ´*。. ❄¨¯`*✲*SPLAT* ❄*´*。 ✲O. ¸¸. ¸. o´¯`o. ¸ (░) `O. ¸¸. ✲Keep it going!!!. ¸. o´¯`¸. o´¯`❄¸ (░) `O. ¸¸. ¸.✲´¯`o. ¸ (░) `O. (((((((((HUGS))))))))))))

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Brack wrote:

The Headline from the BBC website .... Ricky Gervais to host Golden Globes for third time! http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-15768477 - well done Ricky - Go get em'!

http://news.sky.com/home/showbiz-news/article/16149253

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIrq_wnNNnY

this gets me everytime lol

sue me, im a child!;)

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Jlowther wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIrq_wnNNnY

this gets me everytime lol

sue me, im a child!;)

One for - It'll Be Alright On The Night - me thinks! smile

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not sure about the overall plot line in this, but it could be interesting if the writing is decent.

http://movies.msn.com/movies/article.aspx?news=698848
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Re: What makes you laugh/smile ?

free speakers for the bathroom or whatever, it would be a can in the can. lol Now I don't have to go buy another bookshelf set. Any chance you could get a graphic equalizer with those?

http://news.cnet.com/pringles-can-speak … 805-1.html

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Re: What makes you laugh/smile ?

...what makes me laugh?    I had the pleasure of working at the Gabriel Iglesias (I'm Not Fat I'm Fluffy)show last night, what a FUNNY guy he is!  Filled the theater with laughter!  We  had many patrons who had never been to the theater before, what a treat for them....he is especially kind to the young fans..anyone 13 and younger could meet him afterwards and have their picture taken with him by his own prof. photog @ no charge...and the look on fans faces when they were upgraded from the last row to the front row......I am not sure but I think it might be part of his big heart that he keeps the front row basically open and has the people moved to the front in some part of the show....it was really heartwarming.

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P.S.  I will find out this week if I get to work the Jim Gaffigan show in March......that will most definitely make me laugh!

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welcome to my neighborhood, we have some crazy drivers. They put these up hurriedly on the local news website, so the syntax and grammar are just as funny as the story itself. I guess he was in a hurry to get home and put some clothes on, but it wasn't terribly cold yesterday.

http://www.abc3340.com/story/16975029/p … -car-crash

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ahsmith33 wrote:

welcome to my neighborhood, we have some crazy drivers. They put these up hurriedly on the local news website, so the syntax and grammar are just as funny as the story itself. I guess he was in a hurry to get home and put some clothes on, but it wasn't terribly cold yesterday.

http://www.abc3340.com/story/16975029/p … -car-crash

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or just plain toasted drunk Rick. Relayer's post on Tim Vine on the jokes page topic got me to thinking about this guy, whom I miss very much. RIP Mitch, you were gone way too soon.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-zFQ9fOTSU

more semi-one liners from Mitch:
http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Mitch_Hedberg


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267 (edited by Brack 2012-02-23 10:28:29)

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Sad news, the Northern Irish comedian, Frank Carson died yesterday age 85.
Here is a clip of Frank on a chat show > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80zDslFy0Fg  Frank talks fast with a thick Irish accent - in his day, one of the best of the old school comedians. RIP Frank.

Here's some uncut audio > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8gmsWXX … =endscreen

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He used to make me cry  laughing. Sometimes you missed half of his act because of this. He obviously loved his craft but also had as much fun as his audience. Long may he RIP.

Come on the Blades (sorry Idolbone just had to borrow your line)

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As the price of petrol keeps going up, one man has the answer!
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hp … 6884_n.jpg  smile

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Had to Smile!  two results yesterday - one expected - one unexpected  smile

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