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CAN EVERYONE PLEASE STOP WITH THE PINEAPPLE THING, IT'S MAKING FEEL LIKE HURLING CHUNKS!!!
Well you should eat the crushed variety, it would come back up easier than the chunks. Definitely avoid the rings. 
--Vik 
Pineapple sherbert would be pretty easy coming back up. I'm sorry Stewart, could not resist. I love sherbert, sherbert - sherbert - sherbert (Ron Burgundy).
Tres
Ummmmm!! I Love Pineapple
lets see if that works!!
As were still talking Fruit..... i thought about Monty Python's Dangerous Fruit sketch http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piWCBOsJr-w
Pineapple is mentioned!!!
~ Brack ~
I thought of a few:
-The soundrack to Grease
-barbequed turkey legs sold at street festivals
-rednecks bearing moonshine in little Mason jars
-Jello shooters made with moonshine (one and DONE)
-turning the heat on HIGH with a very drunk passenger in the car
-clingy men
-narcissists
-tipping a port-a-pottie, no matter how fun it may seem at the time
OK...the order is probably all wrong, but you get the idea. Above are forty years of life's lessons rolled up into one short nugget of wisdom!
Clingy men is an oxymoron.
OhBabyPlease
GetOffMe,Fool
Clingy men is an oxymoron.
OhBabyPlease
GetOffMe,Fool
Well, the clingy man in my reference was a moron. I will say that! 
the soundtrack to Grease was my first record album....
You've come a long way Baby Jane!!! LOL!
Is The Word,
East Bay Grease Dawg
Standing down wind of a smoker
~ Brack ~
Being inappropriately and unavoidably bombarded by unwanted information about someone's football club because they insist on sticking it in their signature line and thrusting it on an audience that really doesn't care! 
Avoid a hangover by staying drunk!!
Mother!!? Where's the corksrew??
Standing down wind of a smoker
~ Brack ~
Or standing downwind of a farter!!
she lifted her leg
she ripped one off loud and clear
the shrubbery died
Standing upwind of a holier than thou non smoker while smoking.
Thanks for not breathing while I smoke.
Rick
Or standing downwind of a farter!!
Yeah but what's worse ?
no, being downwind of a major paper plant would take care of smoking and farting combined. We had one in Tuscaloosa when I was there, some mornings were just unbearable. It smelled like God himself had dropped a biscuit on the entire campus.
Tres
no, being downwind of a major paper plant would take care of smoking and farting combined. We had one in Tuscaloosa when I was there, some mornings were just unbearable. It smelled like God himself had dropped a biscuit on the entire campus.
Tres
I had almost forgotten that smell until you just brought back the memory.
Not much worse.
Speaking of smells, I avoid the smell of liver cooking at all costs. It makes me gag. Horrible stuff.
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